BlueBlack

Pokemon Black And White Version

Pokemon Black And White Version, coming soon Spring 2010 (America).
Legendary pokemon for black version : RESHIRAM
Legendary pokemon for white version : ZEKROM (cool~)
More details: pokemon.com
The stater pokemon's design is a bit disappointing. But I still can't wait to get one copy!

Dapoba...

http://dapoba.com/shop.php?id=syy#aebda734-ad73-4303-9973-c99192ff20e1
Someone actually blog this kinda stuff...I'm impressed!

Bloody CY

Spain

Spain will be the WORLD CHAMP!
pict by Cy Ong

CH'NG

C702

An old model. You are not catchy when I first met you. Even so, until this second, your visage is still brilliantly shining in my mind. The paint of your body, cyan blue. It's so unique, just like your smiles. I can't find it anywhere else but on your face. It only took a glance to remember your smile for my whole life. Your 3.0Megapixel camera captured all the memorable scenes in my life. And I am sure no other camera will be able to do the same thing again. The most significant part is your impressive GPS, which was once the only way I found my way. However, now that you are owned by someone else, I can only miss you, miss my direction. And I know, you will do well, because you are splashproof and dusk resistance...

Personality/Temperament Test

http://www.oneishy.com/personality/personality_test.php
This Online Test Is Quite Cool.

WhiteSmoke 2010

WhiteSmoke 2010- I'm going to get you very soon!

Thin Is Not Sin

''Shut Your Asshole'' is what I will say in my mind every time when somebody asks me why I'm so thin. Why do you guys keep asking me this silly question? Why I can't be thin? Damn it I know you guys are jealous because no matter how many foods I eat, I can't fat! I can eat without calculating the calories! Some say I'm a faddy eater and damn you because you are wrong! I have my own menu and I won't torture my tongue by eating tasteless food! Honestly, I feel utmost sympathy for those who have to control their diet to maintain body figure. Because for me, I don't have to do so~ Not to the offence, my impressions to fat people are always negative.

I Love CY (Basketball)

45 Things In Ma Life

Postcards From Honeymoon

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe.” Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.” Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Benson & Hedges.” Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long. King Size.” She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: “British Airways.” Mom took out her latest Harper’s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: “Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.” Mom fainted.

Clothify

All Emoticon You Like

http://www.myem0.com/emoticon

How the Poor Live

One day, a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden, and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden, and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard, and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on, and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are."

内裤

一个台湾人出国，海关要求打开行李检查，发现有七条内裤，奇怪问原因 台湾人回答：“Sunday, Monday, Tuesday … Saturday” 官员明白是一天一条。
接着来了个法国人，官员要求打开行李检查发现有五条内裤，奇怪问原因 法国人回答：“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday” 星期六、日如何？ NO WEAR. 官员明白法国人浪漫，星期六、日是不穿的。
接着来了个印度人，检查发现有十二条内裤， 官员大惑不解，忙问如何？ 印度人慢悠悠回答：“January, February, March, April …….”

New Logo

Little boy’s Consideration

One day, a ten-year-old boy went to an ice­ cream shop, sat at a
table and asked the waitress, “How much is an ice-cream cone?” She said,
“seventy-five cents.” The boy started counting the coins he had in his
hand. Then he asked how much a small cup of ice-cream was. The waitress
impatiently replied, “sixty­ five cents.” The boy said, “I will have the
small ice-cream cup.” He had his ice-cream, paid the bill and left. When
the waitress came to pick up the empty plate, she was touched.
Underneath were ten one-cent coins as tip. The little boy had
consideration for the waitress before he ordered his ice-cream. He
showed sensitivity and caring. He thought of others before himself.

Attitude and its importance …

An old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’ At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It’s the best I could do for you from here.’

Moral:
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS.. NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS….

Heard This One Before?

A man boasts to a friend about his new hearing aid, 'It's the most expensive one I've ever had, it cost me USD$3,500.' [£1800]

His friend asks, 'What kind is it?'

The braggart says, 'Half past four.'

Mangga DL

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http://stoptazmo.com/manga-series/airgear/

''Key''

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of " ---ese" are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean "The American repeated, "What kind of ---ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled "What kind of ---ese are you... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese etc......

"The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of '...key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of ' -key' am I ?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?"

Lesson: Never insult anyone.

Bitch

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem-customer. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem, sonny," the elderly man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager thoughtfully. "And you're saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?"

Lesson Learnt: If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.

photo&profile

http://www.keniu.com/
http://www.crazyprofile.com/

钱

如果你没有钱，你就会有很多烦恼，有很多烦恼的人生是悲哀的。所谓贫贱夫妻百事哀，沦落成‘贫贱’档次的人，还是不要结婚了，那叫头脑发昏，做害人害己的事！更要害孩子，接着孩子长大后，新一轮悲剧从演。。。或许真理有很多条，但贫贱夫妻百事哀是夫妻关系里唯一的真理。真话是很难听的，但现实生活中有多少贫贱夫妻是真正幸福的？假话和谎言谁不会说，什么有情饮水饱，大多数的人就是信了这句话才潦倒终生，一世都在为了养妻活儿拼死地工作。
有人曾说过：‘在你还没有任何成就前，别谈什么自尊’，同样的当你还是身无分文时，请不要有结婚的念头。
钱不是一切，但是钱能够买到一切。你生活中哪一样不是用钱买来？你会说钱不能买到友情，爱情或亲情。那是因为钱只是得到感情的基本条件，过后还得看你本身的行为。。。当你没钱时，没有人会接近你，你不会得到那些感情，你只会得到别人的同情，乞丐就是好例子。
钱，是万恶之首，因为你和它有很远的距离。
钱，是快乐泉源，因为你拥有并懂得利用它。

blogparts

http://prb999.pixnet.net/blog/post/18730114

Public Library

''You cannot borrow these books because today is Tuesday''.This is what the librarian say to me when I hand over two books to her. I din't say anything or try to ask why, because this is our public library. A library run by our dear Government. In order to nurture reading culture among Malaysians, 85% of the book in the public library labelled for reference only, meaning that you can't borrow it! Book that you can borrow, I bet is older than your grandpa. You know why you are not allowed to borrow book when the librarian is so free sitting there reading newspaper? Because this is Malaysia, RULES ARE MADE TO GIVE OUR LOVELY GOVERNMENT SERVANT MORE TIME TO REST AT WORK. You cannot ask them to be hardworking, force them to improve their service quality, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO SO! If they work more hours or smile when serving you/answering your question, probably they will commit suicide because of the reason ''HIGH WORK STRESS''!

cookin image

http://www.imagechef.com/

to love

when you choose to love people, you choose to open up your life to the possibility of heartbreak and pain. specially when you choose to love someone that doesn't love you.